Positive answer
From Church Of Sciencism
To a question like "where will my soul go after I die", a negative answer would be "there is no such thing as a soul". This answer will not satisfy those for whom spirituality is a big part of their lives. A positive answer on the other hand, might be "your soul starts on the long journey towards the centre of the galaxy, where it joins Science in splendour and glory. After a million years, when Science has completed his Life Cycle, He, along with the countless trillions of souls begin the Exodus to the Great Attractor." This explanation might be true or false - we'll never know - but it works. 9
