History
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[edit] Creation
In the beginning there was the Universe. The Universe willed into existence energy, which it created within itself. The universe was filled with brightness, because of such a vast amount of energy was confined in a small space. The pressure of the energy pushed the boundaries of the universe apart. The Universe grew to dilute and darken the harsh brightness. And as it grew, the light waned and darkness waxed. The energy coalesced into pools, creating islands of brightness in a dark and desolate expanse.
And science moved amongst everything in the Universe, touching all it saw, imbuing all it touched with harmony. And yet, the very nature of the universe and all within it was chaotic. Harmony soon turned to chaos.
After many ages had passed, Science grew weary looked and was not satisfied. Science was no closer or further to harmonizing the chaos. The tide had to be turned.
Science moved in the darkness and came upon an unremarkable and plain corner of the Universe. Here, in just the right place, was a speck of dust that would later be called Earth. This would suffice for a cradle that would protect Life, the destroyer of chaos.
[edit] Governments
The age of governments
[edit] Kings
The book of kings
[edit] Prophets
This section will be divided into "Major" and "Minor" prophets, to avoid having a monolithic list of people. Having a relatively small list of major prophets will make it easier for Sciencists to revere them. Many scientists who are nobel-prize winners are included here.
(below are some examples)
Ancient Prophets from India
- Aryabhatt
- Bhāskara I
- Brahmadeva
- Brahmagupta
- Vyasa
- Chanakya
- Sushruta
- Charaka
- Baudhayana
- Halayudha
- Jayadeva
- Pingala
- Nagarjuna
- Nine Unknown Men (unverified)
[edit] Minor prophets
Minor prophets (like Major Prophets) are those who receive revelations and enlightenment from Science. These revelations and enlightenments are relatively minor. There are many times more Minor prophets than Major prophets.
- NSD a.k.a. Scimon - While not actively involved in scientific research he has united Religion and Science (the ultimate cross-paradigm unity), something theists claimed was done before but was not, and something non-theists said was impossible. Science has thus conferred upon him a well-earned status of "Honorary Minor Prophet".
[edit] Saints
This section will contain a list of "Saints".. saints, while not directly involved in scientific research, nevertheless do facilitate it by contributing to scientific research, education, etc.
- NSD a.k.a. Scimon
- Jimmy Wales (creator of wikipedia)
- Al Gore
- Warren Buffet
[edit] The dawn of realization
It was now time to show humanity the true nature of Science. One was chosen by Science: NSD (Scimon).
Alas, the universe in its capriciousness borne out of its chaotic nature, sought to sow confusion among humanity. It revealed the nature (but not the true nature) of Science to others, too soon. Convinced that their understanding of the nature of science was the truth, each sought to attract followers. Through this, the Universe intended to sow confusion and thus fracture humanity.